Jun 28, 2019 2:42:01 GMT
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she's skipping, dancing through the lights like a fairy on goddamn crack.
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dear god, what did I do to deserve this?
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when I heard that there was a babysitting job available, I thought it would be perfect. easy, no fuss, no muss. I am good with kids. I love kids. they're fun and easy to get along with, so long as you don't try to be complicated. and I hate complicated. so I expected a tyke of like, three or four. a sweetie but a little demon as they tested their boundaries with me, and how much they can get away with. that I can deal. but what I got instead... well....
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"oi! get back here! you ain't allowed up there!" I yelled to my target. the girl turned, and gave me a shit eating grin, before hopping one step higher.
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"are you fucking kidding me?" I mutter under my breath.
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dear god, what did I do to deserve this?
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when I heard that there was a babysitting job available, I thought it would be perfect. easy, no fuss, no muss. I am good with kids. I love kids. they're fun and easy to get along with, so long as you don't try to be complicated. and I hate complicated. so I expected a tyke of like, three or four. a sweetie but a little demon as they tested their boundaries with me, and how much they can get away with. that I can deal. but what I got instead... well....
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"oi! get back here! you ain't allowed up there!" I yelled to my target. the girl turned, and gave me a shit eating grin, before hopping one step higher.
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"are you fucking kidding me?" I mutter under my breath.
@umu @pharaohleap @umu
[break]oof hopefully this looks nice? this is for notes so have fun stretching it and the tag section might be weird but eh it'll work.
[break]oof hopefully this looks nice? this is for notes so have fun stretching it and the tag section might be weird but eh it'll work.
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dear god, what did I do to deserve this?
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when I heard that there was a babysitting job available, I thought it would be perfect. easy, no fuss, no muss. I am good with kids. I love kids. they're fun and easy to get along with, so long as you don't try to be complicated. and I hate complicated. so I expected a tyke of like, three or four. a sweetie but a little demon as they tested their boundaries with me, and how much they can get away with. that I can deal. but what I got instead... well....
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[b]"oi! get back here! you ain't allowed up there!"[/b] I yelled to my target. the girl turned, and gave me a shit eating grin, before hopping one step higher.
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[b]"are you fucking kidding me?"[/b] I mutter under my breath.
[div align="center"][div style="width:200px;padding:10px;text-align:justify;font-size:12px;"]@umu @pharaohleap @umu
[break]oof hopefully this looks nice? this is for notes so have fun stretching it and the tag section might be weird but eh it'll work.[/div][/div]
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